BuzzWeb
January 26th, 2010, 08:05 AM
Here are the Top 10 ways to know that your post in this forum have become too long and rambling.
10. When you are so caught up in writing your post, you almost miss your own 30th birthday party. You were 27 when you started your post.
9. When your mouse reports you to local law enforcement for animal abuse.
8. When you finish your post and refresh the page, you notice Snowfinch is in the room and is now a moderator.
7. When you no longer take your computer to the Computer Repair Shop, but to see its therapist instead.
6. When you are so busy typing you miss the birth of you child, but finish your post just in time to make it to their High School Graduation.
5. When your keyboard ask you for a raise.
4. When you finish your post just in time to watch the State of the Union Address by President Haiko de Poel, Jr.
3. When you glance over and notice that most of the smileys have fallen asleep and the thumps up smiley now has its middle finger up.
2. When you are served papers that your computer has filed for a divorce.
1. When right in the middle of writing your post wishing everyone a Happy Easter, there is a knock on your door. You answer it and a group of kids yell "Trick or Treat":rolleyes::rolleyes:
10. When you are so caught up in writing your post, you almost miss your own 30th birthday party. You were 27 when you started your post.
9. When your mouse reports you to local law enforcement for animal abuse.
8. When you finish your post and refresh the page, you notice Snowfinch is in the room and is now a moderator.
7. When you no longer take your computer to the Computer Repair Shop, but to see its therapist instead.
6. When you are so busy typing you miss the birth of you child, but finish your post just in time to make it to their High School Graduation.
5. When your keyboard ask you for a raise.
4. When you finish your post just in time to watch the State of the Union Address by President Haiko de Poel, Jr.
3. When you glance over and notice that most of the smileys have fallen asleep and the thumps up smiley now has its middle finger up.
2. When you are served papers that your computer has filed for a divorce.
1. When right in the middle of writing your post wishing everyone a Happy Easter, there is a knock on your door. You answer it and a group of kids yell "Trick or Treat":rolleyes::rolleyes: