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MedMan
October 24th, 2003, 03:09 AM
True story - I swear!!!


I really need some good sites to link to my domain so I just emailed Bill Gates and asked him if he would add a Phentermine link on the Microsoft home page. Do you think I have a chance? smileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gifsmileys/smiley4.gif


I told him that he has made plenty of money and it is time to give a hard working SOB such as myself a break and help me out. I told him to do something freaky and out of the ordinary for once - to do something no one would expect - to live a little!


I know, you all think I have gone off the deep end right? smileys/smiley5.gifWell, I say it doesn't hurt to try, you never know what could happen!


I'm going to email president Bush next and ask him to have the webmaster of whitehouse.org add my link too, hahahaha! Wouldn't THAT be something?





Disclaimer - This post is all in fun so please do not tell me how much of a moron I am or how stupid I am - I already know that!
MedsDirect
October 24th, 2003, 03:53 AM
I'm going to email president Bush next and ask him to have the webmaster of whitehouse.org add my link too, hahahaha! Wouldn't THAT be something?





Disclaimer - This post is all in fun so please do not tell me how much of a moron I am or how stupid I am - I already know that!





You could ask the webmaster of whitehouse.com too, they probably have decent page rank.


Warning, whitehouse.com is a porn site -youve been warned
SamSung
October 24th, 2003, 08:08 AM
I'd say by contacting Gates / Bush you are just adding fuel to the "shut down illicit spam, illegal drug peddling" problem we're now facing.


Just my 2 cents
redex
October 24th, 2003, 08:26 AM
You would have had better luck soliciting Rush Limbaugh
Affiliate
October 24th, 2003, 08:41 AM
You would have had better luck soliciting Rush Limbaugh


I think thatcrack head bastard is part to blame for the bad press.
redex
October 24th, 2003, 08:52 AM
Where the hell was the maid getting them from? He wasn't buying them online, or did I miss something
kaylowe
October 24th, 2003, 09:59 AM
No, I think she was buying them off the streets, wasn't she???





Kay
MedMan
October 24th, 2003, 11:32 AM
I'd say by contacting Gates / Bush you are just adding fuel to the "shut down illicit spam, illegal drug peddling" problem we're now facing.


Just my 2 cents





Bill Gates get a million charity requests a day so I highly doubt he or anyone else will even read it. smileys/smiley5.gif


As far as writing to president Bush, do you really think he or anyone else will ever see it? This is the BS section, so please quit being so serious, lol!


The whitehouse.com website is only a PR6 and is not worthy of my linking efforts. smileys/smiley4.gif
ktaz01
October 25th, 2003, 11:42 AM
You would have had better luck soliciting Rush Limbaugh


So they say Rush is rehabing... I wonder if I could still get him to visit my site :)
redex
October 25th, 2003, 11:53 AM
Prolly ktaz01. There is a 5% success rate with those programs.